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第4章 about啞巴

無話不成仙 葉君遷 1019 2018-09-08 15:09:38

  {"body":[{"id":"31232048210515523","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"Matthew你怎么一直不說話?"},{"id":"31232050908705303","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"可能也是對新名字太失望了……"},{"id":"31232053848321251","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"臥、臥……"},{"id":"31232055744364432","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"……要又是對我名字的吐槽,還是免了。"},{"id":"31232057621086565","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"不失,臥賒偷……出溫踢了。"},{"id":"31232060037235461","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"……我耳朵好像當(dāng)機(jī)了,聽到了什么奇怪的聲音。"},{"id":"31232061899682558","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"這是什么魔幻口音?"},{"id":"31232063798921237","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"Matthew你別慌……再說一遍?"},{"id":"31232065658240498","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"Damn it. This tongue feels weird……I could't pronounce as usual."},{"id":"31232076665711082","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"說母語倒是順暢得很啊……"},{"id":"31232079101903935","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"你可是作為辯論賽一辯、在整個校區(qū)都沒有輸過的口語派啊……平時說起話來比我們都還要字正腔圓,這技能還會退步?"},{"id":"31232080977954738","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"眾人面面相覷,繼而極其一致地望向林則。"},{"id":"31232083931302334","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"……"},{"id":"31232085525478018","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"這個情況我倒是……真沒見識過,不知道怎么解釋。"},{"id":"31232088766895961","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"終于有你都不清楚的事了嗎!"},{"id":"31232093847866859","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"……誰家修仙小說或者游戲里會混進(jìn)個留學(xué)交換生吶?進(jìn)來專門研究異國邦交嗎?"},{"id":"31232096264049282","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"……"},{"id":"31232097358080021","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"……Sorry, Matt."},{"id":"31232099485867980","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"不會是老邵的烏鴉嘴靈驗了吧……你身體有其他不舒服么?"},{"id":"31232101385501171","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"Not really."},{"id":"31232104603485132","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"所以只是舌頭出了問題?會不會是還不適應(yīng)這副身體,所以暫時舌頭僵硬?"},{"id":"31232106751313298","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"要是舌頭肌肉有問題,應(yīng)該根本連話都說不了吧……"},{"id":"31232109972949255","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"這很難說誒……中文英文的卷舌方法完全不一樣,Matt是練了好多年才能說那么正宗的普通話,原來的舌頭肯定比現(xiàn)在的這個靈活得多啊。"},{"id":"31232112103865898","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"你的意思是……讓Matt開始做卷舌練習(xí),總有一天熟能生巧,變回原來的中文通么?"},{"id":"31232113983096186","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"那也太慘了。"},{"id":"31232115862276872","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"……I will try."},{"id":"31232119620849595","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"可Matt現(xiàn)在怎么辦?這架勢不管說哪國語言,出去都會嚇到人啊。"},{"id":"31232121248408137","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"我們還要去和人交流的嗎?難道不是趕緊想辦法回去?"},{"id":"31232124184777707","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"誰知道這是什么鬼地方?要是一直回不去,難道永遠(yuǎn)不和人說話、活活憋死?"},{"id":"31232126332507724","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"邵館長,這時候請不要用‘一直’、‘永遠(yuǎn)’這種恐怖的字眼。"},{"id":"31232127946905487","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"口誤……不好意思。"},{"id":"31232130111728150","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"說好的中文七級啊……就這么毀在不知道是啥的游戲里了。"},{"id":"31232131987467370","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"31161604860510881","content":"眾人心照不宣地斜著眼光,盯住了像是又要伸手去碰虛空中那張多余玉牌的邵顯唯。"},{"id":"31232134407319867","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"……這也不是我設(shè)定的啊……Matt你忍忍,相信只要我們回去,你就會恢復(fù)成原來那個連繞口令都能輕松拿下的水平的嘿!"},{"id":"31232136001414549","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"……I'll take your word."},{"id":"31232138434214869","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"Matthew,辛苦你了。"},{"id":"31232140565097780","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"31161641911993181","content":"總之先憋著吧,老幺你暫時都陪著Matt,要是碰到像剛才那個動輒就湊上來請示的弟子……幫他擋著點(diǎn),還不清楚咱們到底是在什么樣的世界觀里,能少點(diǎn)麻煩都是好的,目前盡量別讓生人聽到他說話。"},{"id":"31232142712811255","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"了解。"},{"id":"31232145125586823","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"其實(shí)也不是大問題,真要被人聽到了,就說是走火入魔好了。"},{"id":"31232147276943568","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"31161661224964632","content":"練什么邪功會只有舌頭走火入魔???蛤蟆精嗎?"},{"id":"31232149689633016","sort":"40961","type":1,"role":"31161632764664791","content":"傳出去會被鄙視得更厲害吧……"},{"id":"31232151568812846","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"31161779603200291","content":"裝啞巴一了百了,你憋不住也還有我們陪著聊嘛。"},{"id":"31232153435017911","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"31161652918834302","content":"啞巴人設(shè)一般都高深莫測,其實(shí)也不需要給出什么解釋……看剛才廣場上的那個陣勢,我們幾個雖然不知道到底是什么地位,但輩分應(yīng)該是很高的。尋常的弟子要真來問,就說你最近心情不好,不愛搭理人好了。"},{"id":"31232155595872910","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"31161646475758713","content":"I can conquer this part."},{"id":"31232157475037671","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"31161627127042412","content":"怎么眼睛都亮了……Matt原來你喜歡這種設(shè)定嗎???"}],"sentencecount":45}

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