{"body":[{"id":"14826844505980000","sort":"37889","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“怪不得，媽咪說她當不了法官呢！”"},{"id":"39800322244101868","sort":"1","type":1,"role":"39799391576476558","content":"時間：某天中午\n 人物：姥姥，胡嘚嘚\n 場景：姥姥家\n 人物動作描述：胡嘚嘚坐在姥姥的懷里。"},{"id":"39800355800886596","sort":"1025","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“吃飽了嗎？嘚嘚？”"},{"id":"39800361438442828","sort":"2049","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“沒有，我還要吃！”"},{"id":"39800372445076398","sort":"3073","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“姥姥再給你盛一碗飯，泡點肉松吃！”"},{"id":"39800375396703291","sort":"4097","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“可以倒是可以，就是……”"},{"id":"39800379139570237","sort":"5121","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“就是什么？”"},{"id":"39800381572475145","sort":"6145","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“就是我要自己拿筷子吃！”"},{"id":"39800384793897966","sort":"7169","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“你這么屁大點的小孩，自己怎么會拿筷子吃呢？”"},{"id":"39800387746950641","sort":"8193","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，我要比屁大一點點，對不對？”"},{"id":"39800390683200766","sort":"9217","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“我看不見得，不信你聽?！?},{"id":"39800393651599919","sort":"11265","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“哇！姥姥？”"},{"id":"39800408400093821","sort":"10241","type":1,"role":"39799391576476558","content":"放了一個好長的屁，噗噗噗~~~~~"},{"id":"39800416186413399","sort":"12289","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“聽到了吧？”"},{"id":"39800419156123613","sort":"13313","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，我覺得這個屁要4歲左右，我才3歲呢！”"},{"id":"39800423166096531","sort":"14337","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“是?。∧憧纯茨銒寢屆刻旖o你喂的，姥姥問你，你平時回家都吃什么？”"},{"id":"39800431235330539","sort":"15361","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你是說早上中午還是晚上？”"},{"id":"39800434441144428","sort":"16385","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“什么？你早上中午和晚上你媽媽全給你加餐嗎？”"},{"id":"39800437125697721","sort":"17409","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“當然，媽咪說我在長身體，就要多吃！”"},{"id":"39800439825825425","sort":"18433","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“可是你在姥姥家每天都吃6頓啦！”"},{"id":"39800443315765226","sort":"19457","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“是噠！所以，媽咪說在姥姥家已經吃了好多了，回家就不能吃太多了！”"},{"id":"39800446788851229","sort":"20481","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“算你媽咪懂事！”"},{"id":"39800449206245200","sort":"21505","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“媽咪說，回家就只能再吃6頓啦！”"},{"id":"39800451906307477","sort":"22529","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“神馬？那你一天就吃12頓啦？”"},{"id":"39800455112284615","sort":"23553","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“是噠，我是鐘表！噠噠噠~~”"},{"id":"39800465045151642","sort":"24577","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“嘚嘚，你現(xiàn)在走路，確實噠噠噠呀，看你肚子大的呀！”"},{"id":"39800467729637368","sort":"25601","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你是在夸我對嗎？”"},{"id":"39800469875843144","sort":"26625","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“??？”"},{"id":"39800472293384363","sort":"27649","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“媽咪說，肚子大可以跟媽咪一起跳肚皮舞！”"},{"id":"39800476066967003","sort":"28673","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“你媽媽一天天的就忽悠你玩吧！你看你媽媽那身材好的呀，你媽媽一天就吃兩頓飯，卻讓你吃12頓飯，這是親媽嗎？”"},{"id":"39800479004754287","sort":"29697","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你再說媽咪的壞話對不對？我聽著有點像！”"},{"id":"39800481956348446","sort":"30721","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“對?。∥揖驼f你媽媽了，你能把我怎么滴？”"},{"id":"39800484373922408","sort":"31745","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，作為一個比屁大一點的小女孩，我覺得……”"},{"id":"39800487342157716","sort":"32769","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“你覺得什么？你現(xiàn)在說話怎么跟你媽咪一樣，只說半句，故作深沉??！”"},{"id":"39800489742905367","sort":"33793","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“我媽媽很好的，除了總打我以外！”"},{"id":"39800492142232483","sort":"34817","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“什么？她還敢打你？看姥姥不打她的？白給你媽媽起名叫盼盼了，就是期盼美好事物的發(fā)生的意思？誰知道她倒是期待打你的事情發(fā)生了?！?},{"id":"39800501838661436","sort":"35841","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥！是你給媽咪起的名字，這么土氣？”"},{"id":"39800504507959845","sort":"36865","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“胡畔！多好聽??！”"},{"id":"39800510412560317","sort":"38913","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“怎么滴？那又不是胡亂判案子的意思？我說你這屁大點的小女孩，一天天的懂的還挺多，你聽早熟??！”"},{"id":"39800513365498981","sort":"39937","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，我可以轉移一個話題嗎？”"},{"id":"39800516319993959","sort":"40961","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“可以！給你這個權利！”"},{"id":"39800519003008446","sort":"41985","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“那你和姥爺是怎么給我媽咪起的名字呀？純爺們噢！”"},{"id":"39800522761285241","sort":"43009","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“你媽媽一開始看新白娘子傳奇，聽見里面的許仙名字好聽！”"},{"id":"39800524892228171","sort":"44033","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“然后捏？”"},{"id":"39800527308361704","sort":"45057","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“然后，你媽媽想叫狐仙！”"},{"id":"39800530263036185","sort":"46081","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“哇！九尾狐！”"},{"id":"39800532409012874","sort":"47105","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“后來，你媽媽又聽見班級里面的女孩叫王嬌，覺得名字嬌氣好聽！”"},{"id":"39800534841935343","sort":"48129","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“然后捏？”"},{"id":"39800538601834125","sort":"49153","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“給你媽媽起叫胡椒”"},{"id":"39800541017885329","sort":"50177","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“噢噢，配辣椒面兒好吃！”"},{"id":"39800543969479993","sort":"51201","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“再后來，你媽媽說，人家其他小朋友的名字都是爸爸媽媽名字的組合，你姥爺姓胡，我最后一個字是麗！”"},{"id":"39800546385596296","sort":"52225","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“狐貍？是不是沒有成精？”"},{"id":"39800549591721411","sort":"53249","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“再再后來，你媽媽看見一只蝴蝶！”"},{"id":"39800551756075852","sort":"54273","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“那媽咪叫蝴蝶會飛走嗎？”"},{"id":"39800554439185366","sort":"55297","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“再再再后來，你媽媽看見熱播的電影，想叫胡巴！”"},{"id":"39800559002838018","sort":"56321","type":1,"role":"39799391576476558","content":"可愛萌萌噠"},{"id":"39800564641853258","sort":"57345","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“胡巴胡巴！”"},{"id":"39800567308239882","sort":"58369","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“最后，還是決定把名字的希望寄托在你身上了！”"},{"id":"39800569457214665","sort":"59393","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“哇！原來媽媽的名字起的這么謹慎的??？”"},{"id":"39800572408874479","sort":"60417","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“是??！不像你姥姥，我的名字就很隨意！”"},{"id":"39800587192127237","sort":"61441","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你為什么叫非美??？長得不好看嘛？”"},{"id":"39800591737350706","sort":"62465","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“大錯特錯，就是非常美麗的意思嘛?！?},{"id":"39800603819440100","sort":"63489","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“那姥姥，你剛才說，媽媽把起名字的希望寄托在我身上，那我為什么叫嘚嘚？”"},{"id":"39800612693421374","sort":"64513","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“給你起名字老費勁兒啦，用了足足半分鐘呢？”"},{"id":"39800614842756945","sort":"65537","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“哇！真的呀？那么長時間？”"},{"id":"39800617527275878","sort":"66561","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“是?。∧阋怀錾幌衿渌⒆右粯涌蘅尢涮涞?！”"},{"id":"39800620998723213","sort":"67585","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“那我是不是微笑的樣子？就像angeler baby?”"},{"id":"39800623164783988","sort":"68609","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“不是！你想多了！”"},{"id":"39800624758724016","sort":"69633","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“那就是用手比著一個OK的手勢？”"},{"id":"39800628248581729","sort":"70657","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“哎？你還別說，還真有點像？”"},{"id":"39800630394672809","sort":"71681","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“哇！我那么厲害吶呀？”"},{"id":"39800633349201629","sort":"72705","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“你不是比一個OK的手勢！你是有點像唱卡拉OK的樣子！”"},{"id":"39800635496816468","sort":"73729","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，我將來是歌星對不對？”"},{"id":"39800641938351574","sort":"74753","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“我怎么知道，我又不是女巫！”"},{"id":"39800643280578076","sort":"75777","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“可姥姥，你是繼母??！”"},{"id":"39800646235040990","sort":"76801","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“誰說的？”"},{"id":"39800648381132549","sort":"77825","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“我媽媽，我媽媽經常給我講，她小時候，你打她的英雄事跡！”"},{"id":"39800652409434664","sort":"78849","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“你媽媽是為了打你做的鋪墊吧？”"},{"id":"39800654825519565","sort":"79873","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“哇！姥姥棒棒！媽咪每次講完都要打我呢！”"},{"id":"39800657240096109","sort":"80897","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“明白！那是打你之前的放松環(huán)節(jié)！就像音樂的前奏一樣！”"},{"id":"39800659942845334","sort":"81921","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥！你怎么這么清楚捏？”"},{"id":"39800663414490079","sort":"82945","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“因為是以前打你媽咪時也這樣跟她講的，我爸爸打我的英雄事跡！”"},{"id":"39800664758208320","sort":"83969","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你是說，你也挨打！”"},{"id":"39800666905839541","sort":"84993","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“當然了！不挨打的孩子不是好孩子！”"},{"id":"39800669051996443","sort":"86017","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你和媽媽的愛好真特別！”"},{"id":"39800672290191499","sort":"87041","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“那你爸爸不管你嗎？”"},{"id":"39800675228142638","sort":"88065","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“當然管了！”"},{"id":"39800677659294017","sort":"89089","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“那就好！那姥姥就放心了！”"},{"id":"39800679808744311","sort":"90113","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“恩恩！然后，媽咪就連著爸爸和我一起打！”"},{"id":"39800681937866943","sort":"91137","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“畫面太美，不敢看??！”"},{"id":"39800683550331461","sort":"92161","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你怎么不回答呢？”"},{"id":"39800686251688499","sort":"93185","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“回答什么？”"},{"id":"39800688665956770","sort":"94209","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，你忘了？”"},{"id":"39800691082154649","sort":"95233","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“噢！我不是后媽！”"},{"id":"39800693214783055","sort":"96257","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“我知道你不是后媽，你只是繼母！”"},{"id":"39800695362465340","sort":"97281","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“這不是一樣嗎”"},{"id":"39800698332175441","sort":"98305","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，我為什么叫胡嘚嘚，你還沒有告訴我！”"},{"id":"39800700729602026","sort":"99329","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“這個……”"},{"id":"39800709068498823","sort":"100353","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“姥姥，是不是我名字的意義說不出口呀！”"},{"id":"39800711216228855","sort":"101377","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“當然不是，胡就不用解釋了吧，姓什么要看家里誰比較兇狠！你看你媽媽張牙舞爪的樣子你就知道了！”"},{"id":"39800713617359810","sort":"102401","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"“那嘚嘚是神馬？還是浮云？”"},{"id":"39800719538468928","sort":"103425","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“就是你一出來嘴里就嘚嘚咕咕滴！然后，你媽媽和姥姥就一口同聲的說，叫胡嘚嘚！”"},{"id":"39800721686100253","sort":"104449","type":1,"role":"39799878526112761","content":"胡嘚嘚：“姥姥，那我為什么不就胡咕咕捏？”"},{"id":"39800724370749878","sort":"105473","type":1,"role":"39800347745839691","content":"“什么？咕咕？哼！休想占我便宜！”"}],"sentencecount":104}