第一章深夜入群
{"body":[{"id":"42420254168580096","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"凌晨十二點(diǎn)收到一條微信入群通知"},{"id":"42420254168580097","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel邀請(qǐng)你加入2020靈魂神聊群”"},{"id":"42420254168580098","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"我加了"},{"id":"42420254168580099","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"當(dāng)前群聊人數(shù)較多,已顯示群成員昵稱,你可在聊天信息頁(yè)中將其關(guān)閉"},{"id":"42420254168580100","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)你加入了群聊,群聊參與鬼還有:判官崔愛(ài)老婆、小帥哥牛頭、冥界第一帥就是我老黑、愛(ài)吃牛肉面的白、二鬼窮的一筆、孟婆小仙女、政委地藏王、俏老頭閻、天府城隍爺、錢莊老胡、大美女馬面、00轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)00、"},{"id":"42420254168580101","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)“鐘馗”加入了群聊"},{"id":"42420254168580102","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)“想長(zhǎng)壽的秦”加入群聊"},{"id":"42420254168580103","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)“東方鬼帝蔡郁壘”加入群聊"},{"id":"42420254168580104","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"這個(gè)群里面是個(gè)什么情況???"},{"id":"42420254168580105","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)“東方鬼帝神荼”加入群聊"},{"id":"42420254168580106","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"遭了我家老大被拉進(jìn)來(lái)了"},{"id":"42420254168580107","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)“十殿閻王”加入群聊"},{"id":"42420254168580108","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"42419619587666392","content":"額……我家領(lǐng)導(dǎo)也來(lái)了"},{"id":"42420254168580109","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"42418764083870446","content":"“鬼王samuel”邀請(qǐng)“北陰酆都大帝”加入群聊"},{"id":"42420254168580110","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"二當(dāng)家好啊,我要抱緊您的大腿????????"},{"id":"42420254168580111","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"42482559900692619","content":"不用抱緊我的"},{"id":"42420254168580112","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"哦哈哈哈哈,大當(dāng)家當(dāng)然要更加抱的緊了"},{"id":"42420254168580113","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"42419619587666392","content":"狗腿????"},{"id":"42420254168580114","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"嘿!小仙女兒,怎么說(shuō)話的!"},{"id":"42420254168580115","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"42419912182309968","content":"能不能先聽(tīng)領(lǐng)導(dǎo)安排完工作再聊,我還等著做完回家陪老婆"},{"id":"42420254168580116","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"老崔你媳婦又跑不了,慌什么"},{"id":"42420254168580117","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"這可是老大第一次給我們親自創(chuàng)群,大家應(yīng)該踴躍出來(lái)發(fā)言"},{"id":"42420254168580118","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"42419619587666392","content":"你以為我們都和你一樣很閑啊"},{"id":"42420254168580119","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"42419619587666392","content":"我還等著老大公布的新配方,你快些閉嘴吧你。"},{"id":"42420254168580120","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"42419619587666392","content":"讓咱們老大講話"},{"id":"42420254168580121","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"42482559900692619","content":"咳咳!"},{"id":"42420254168580122","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"42482559900692619","content":"好"},{"id":"42420254168580123","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"42482559900692619","content":"首先我先說(shuō)明一下,這是應(yīng)你們的要求創(chuàng)建的我們工作群"},{"id":"42420254168580124","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"42482559900692619","content":"因?yàn)槟銈兤綍r(shí)溝通的不及時(shí),導(dǎo)致工作沒(méi)互相搭配好。以至于許多來(lái)我們冥界的靈魂,走失的走失,逃走的逃走,甚至嚴(yán)重影響了我們冥界的秩序。"},{"id":"42420254168580125","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"42482559900692619","content":"所以加入群里的同僚們記得改一下你們的備注,方便你的工作伙伴能夠及時(shí)找到你"},{"id":"42420254168580126","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"等等!我打斷一下"},{"id":"42420254168580127","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"你們這是做什么工作的?"},{"id":"42420254168580128","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"是在殯儀館上班的嗎?"},{"id":"42420254168580129","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"這位同僚你能否先改一下備注,我是冥界地獄第一司的審候員,你呢?"},{"id":"42420254168580130","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"42419619587666392","content":"切!看門的就看門的,說(shuō)的那么文糟糟的"},{"id":"42420254168580131","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"你還說(shuō)我,你不就是一發(fā)水的"},{"id":"42420254168580132","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"42419531540840271","content":"就你那水還好多都過(guò)期了,鬼王大人我舉報(bào)她????"},{"id":"42420254168580133","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"額……"},{"id":"42420254168580134","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"42418837098311816","content":"我是不是加錯(cuò)群了??鬼王大……大人"}],"sentencecount":39}