{"body":[{"id":"43509061915770880","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"今天天氣好晴朗，處處好風(fēng)光"},{"id":"43509061915770881","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"于是乎，他們來(lái)水群了"},{"id":"43509061915770882","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"英俊的猴哥開(kāi)始一日一度的洗腦"},{"id":"43509061915770883","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我們的宗旨是什么？"},{"id":"43509061915770884","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"水群水群"},{"id":"43509061915770885","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我們的口號(hào)是什么？"},{"id":"43509061915770886","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"43323139241249349","content":"搞事搞事"},{"id":"43509061915770887","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我們的目標(biāo)是什么"},{"id":"43509061915770888","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"妹子，婆娘，找媳婦"},{"id":"43509061915770889","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我們?yōu)槭裁磥?lái)到這里？"},{"id":"43509061915770890","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"所有人齊聲回答：為了我們共同的目標(biāo)而奮斗"},{"id":"43509061915770891","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"好，完美"},{"id":"43509061915770892","sort":"12288","type":2,"role":"43323153199898534","content":"43508526655979179"},{"id":"43509061915770893","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"43322719659867653","content":"我們又不是碼字的"},{"id":"43509061915770894","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"這是和我死磕上了"},{"id":"43509061915770895","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"43323153199898534","content":"對(duì)不起，發(fā)錯(cuò)了"},{"id":"43509061915770896","sort":"16384","type":2,"role":"43323153199898534","content":"43508613360617442"},{"id":"43509061915770897","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"43323153199898534","content":"快去工作"},{"id":"43509061915770898","sort":"18432","type":2,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"43508646378192504"},{"id":"43509061915770899","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"好累"},{"id":"43509061915770900","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"作業(yè)好多"},{"id":"43509061915770901","sort":"21504","type":2,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"43508644499143810"},{"id":"43509061915770902","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"我沒(méi)有靈感了"},{"id":"43509061915770903","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"男主死了，女主殘了，就剩下一個(gè)可憐的娃了"},{"id":"43509061915770904","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"可是那個(gè)娃是個(gè)腦癱你說(shuō)氣人不"},{"id":"43509061915770905","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"我該怎么樣寫(xiě)出霸道總裁愛(ài)上我的劇情"},{"id":"43509061915770906","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"猴哥勸你棄書(shū)吧！太慘了"},{"id":"43509061915770907","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"不"},{"id":"43509061915770908","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"他有錢(qián)"},{"id":"43509061915770909","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"他可以買(mǎi)一個(gè)系統(tǒng)，起死回生"},{"id":"43509061915770910","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"然后拋家棄子，開(kāi)啟他的后宮模式"},{"id":"43509061915770911","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"最后，遇到了一個(gè)如同嫦娥仙子般美貌的女子，他們幸福的在一起了"},{"id":"43509061915770912","sort":"32768","type":2,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"43508746773042088"},{"id":"43509061915770913","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"@九尾狐 你有九本書(shū)，這本棄了，你還有……"},{"id":"43509061915770914","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"太難了，財(cái)神爺你算算"},{"id":"43509061915770915","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"一一得一，三八婦女節(jié)，五一勞動(dòng)節(jié)，六一兒童節(jié)"},{"id":"43509061915770916","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"不對(duì)啊"},{"id":"43509061915770917","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"乘法口訣表里沒(méi)有這個(gè)應(yīng)用題"},{"id":"43509061915770918","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"還有八本"},{"id":"43509061915770919","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"。。。"},{"id":"43509061915770920","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"你們小學(xué)畢業(yè)了沒(méi)"},{"id":"43509061915770921","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"哎"},{"id":"43509061915770922","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"你又不是不知道你舅舅當(dāng)年那個(gè)社會(huì)"},{"id":"43509061915770923","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"那時(shí)候沒(méi)有衣服穿，就一件紅色的褲衩穿了一整部西游記"},{"id":"43509061915770924","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"猴哥，別說(shuō)，我都懂"},{"id":"43509061915770925","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"43323153199898534","content":"。。。"},{"id":"43509061915770926","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"現(xiàn)在你們的日子好了"},{"id":"43509061915770927","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"不像我們"},{"id":"43509061915770928","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"老了"},{"id":"43509061915770929","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"舅舅我錯(cuò)了還不行嘛"},{"id":"43509061915770930","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"行"},{"id":"43509061915770931","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"等會(huì)告訴你爹，讓他把火焰山的火滅了"},{"id":"43509061915770932","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"為啥"},{"id":"43509061915770933","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"43323139241249349","content":"同上"},{"id":"43509061915770934","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"對(duì)啊憑啥"},{"id":"43509061915770935","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"今天我的工作就是滅火焰山的火"},{"id":"43509061915770936","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"想當(dāng)年和師傅去滅火"},{"id":"43509061915770937","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"誰(shuí)知道那火山還有噴發(fā)周期"},{"id":"43509061915770938","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"一百年一次"},{"id":"43509061915770939","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"芭蕉扇不在我爹那兒"},{"id":"43509061915770940","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"問(wèn)你娘，你娘應(yīng)該知道"},{"id":"43509061915770941","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我捎帶暗示他一下"},{"id":"43509061915770942","sort":"63488","type":2,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"43509061396181133"},{"id":"43509061915770943","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"暗示完了"},{"id":"43509061915770944","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"給你娘看"},{"id":"43509061915770945","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"都是女人，應(yīng)該懂"},{"id":"43509061915770946","sort":"67584","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"我懂了"},{"id":"43509061915770947","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"43323139241249349","content":"原來(lái)如此"},{"id":"43509061915770948","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"猴哥英明"},{"id":"43509061915770949","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"我怎么什么都不知道"},{"id":"43509061915770950","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"沒(méi)事，你還小"},{"id":"43509061915770951","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"再多活幾百年"},{"id":"43509061915770952","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"紅孩兒屁顛屁顛跑去找鐵扇夫人了"},{"id":"43509061915770953","sort":"74752","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"新人進(jìn)群，點(diǎn)擊歡迎"},{"id":"43509061915770954","sort":"75776","type":2,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"43508992928354807"},{"id":"43509061915770955","sort":"76800","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"發(fā)錯(cuò)了"},{"id":"43509061915770956","sort":"77824","type":2,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"43509000192894526"},{"id":"43509061915770957","sort":"78848","type":1,"role":"43323139241249349","content":"@觀音菩薩 歡迎萌新"},{"id":"43509061915770958","sort":"79872","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"@觀音菩薩 新人爆照！"},{"id":"43509061915770959","sort":"80896","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"這簡(jiǎn)直是兩個(gè)不同的人發(fā)出來(lái)的表情"},{"id":"43509061915770960","sort":"81920","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"一個(gè)是漢子，一個(gè)是萌妹子"},{"id":"43509061915770961","sort":"82944","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"。。。"},{"id":"43509061915770962","sort":"83968","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"你怎么來(lái)了？"},{"id":"43509061915770963","sort":"84992","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"不是讓你在家里乖乖待著，聽(tīng)話……等我忙完了就去看你"},{"id":"43509644705923072","sort":"86016","type":1,"role":"43323410344290983","content":"新人進(jìn)群，把群名片改成你的任務(wù)名，也可以發(fā)作品鏈接和其它作者交流下工作任務(wù)，參考學(xué)習(xí)下群文件里的任務(wù)資料。"},{"id":"43509644705923073","sort":"87040","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"這一聽(tīng)就是渣男"},{"id":"43509644705923074","sort":"88064","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"我哥說(shuō)，你是個(gè)大騙子"},{"id":"43509644705923075","sort":"89088","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"群主駕到，快樂(lè)水群"},{"id":"43509644705923076","sort":"90112","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"嗚哦"},{"id":"43509644705923077","sort":"91136","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"有好戲"},{"id":"43509644705923078","sort":"92160","type":1,"role":"43323153199898534","content":"吃瓜群眾"},{"id":"43509644705923079","sort":"93184","type":1,"role":"43322719659867653","content":"給我搬個(gè)小板凳，誰(shuí)有瓜子"},{"id":"43509644705923080","sort":"94208","type":1,"role":"43323114259972174","content":"等等，等這個(gè)鬼吧湯喝完了我就來(lái)"},{"id":"43509644705923081","sort":"95232","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"孟婆把遞給面前的鬼"},{"id":"43509644705923082","sort":"96256","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"去去去"},{"id":"43509644705923083","sort":"97280","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"到那旮沓麻溜喝完把碗給我"},{"id":"43509644705923084","sort":"98304","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"那個(gè)鬼默默端著碗，打了一個(gè)差評(píng)"},{"id":"43509644705923085","sort":"99328","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"噓噓~"},{"id":"43509644705923086","sort":"100352","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"你們快把消息撤回"},{"id":"43509644705923087","sort":"101376","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"不要"},{"id":"43509644705923088","sort":"102400","type":1,"role":"43323230777749708","content":"我媽說(shuō)了，你不是好人"},{"id":"43509644705923089","sort":"103424","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"猴子……"},{"id":"43509644705923090","sort":"104448","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"群里頓時(shí)安靜了下來(lái)"},{"id":"43509644705923091","sort":"105472","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"你把我妹子怎么了"},{"id":"43509644705923092","sort":"106496","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我就是那天調(diào)戲了他一下"},{"id":"43509644705923093","sort":"107520","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"你還說(shuō)會(huì)娶我妹子"},{"id":"43509644705923094","sort":"108544","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"大舅子你聽(tīng)錯(cuò)了"},{"id":"43509644705923095","sort":"109568","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我說(shuō)的是我會(huì)把你妹子當(dāng)做我的妹子來(lái)看"},{"id":"43509644705923096","sort":"110592","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"@觀音菩薩 妹啊，你說(shuō)"},{"id":"43509644705923097","sort":"111616","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"哥在這兒"},{"id":"43509644705923098","sort":"112640","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"他不敢放肆"},{"id":"43509644705923099","sort":"113664","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"蟠桃宴上猴子就對(duì)我暗送秋波"},{"id":"43509644705923100","sort":"114688","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"還要過(guò)來(lái)?yè)湓谌思业纳砩?},{"id":"43509644705923101","sort":"115712","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"信息量好大"},{"id":"43509644705923102","sort":"116736","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"我得去緩緩"},{"id":"43509644705923103","sort":"117760","type":1,"role":"43323114259972174","content":"刺激"},{"id":"43509644705923104","sort":"118784","type":1,"role":"43323114259972174","content":"你們繼續(xù)"},{"id":"43509644705923105","sort":"119808","type":1,"role":"43323114259972174","content":"我賣(mài)湯，孟婆湯，不要錢(qián)，喝完就走，姐要下班"},{"id":"43509644705923106","sort":"120832","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我就是想問(wèn)問(wèn)他，我這個(gè)一聽(tīng)到師傅念咒，就想被他耍的后遺癥，怎么才能好"},{"id":"43509644705923107","sort":"121856","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"畢竟當(dāng)初那個(gè)愛(ài)的圈圈是人家給我套上的"},{"id":"43509644705923108","sort":"122880","type":1,"role":"43322924761320447","content":"咦~肉麻"},{"id":"43509644705923109","sort":"123904","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"還愛(ài)的圈圈"},{"id":"43509644705923110","sort":"124928","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"那他還調(diào)戲我"},{"id":"43509644705923111","sort":"125952","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"他說(shuō)你有沒(méi)有打火機(jī)"},{"id":"43509644705923112","sort":"126976","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"你不就是想說(shuō)，那你是怎么點(diǎn)燃我的心的"},{"id":"43509644705923113","sort":"128000","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"猴子，你怎么解釋"},{"id":"43509644705923114","sort":"129024","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我就是想抽根煙冷靜冷靜"},{"id":"43509644705923115","sort":"130048","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"結(jié)果還真的有"},{"id":"43509644705923116","sort":"131072","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"那你還夸我漂亮"},{"id":"43509644705923117","sort":"132096","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"魅力四射，窈窕淑女，明媚皓齒"},{"id":"43509644705923118","sort":"133120","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我不說(shuō)你打火機(jī)能給我嗎？"},{"id":"43509644705923119","sort":"134144","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"好像不能"},{"id":"43509644705923120","sort":"135168","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"。。。"},{"id":"43509644705923121","sort":"136192","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"那你宴會(huì)結(jié)束的時(shí)候還說(shuō)讓我乖乖在家等你"},{"id":"43509644705923122","sort":"137216","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"這個(gè)我可以作證"},{"id":"43509644705923123","sort":"138240","type":1,"role":"43367803948340225","content":"這個(gè)我剛才也看見(jiàn)了"},{"id":"43509644705923124","sort":"139264","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"@小音仙 你怎么出來(lái)冒泡"},{"id":"43509644705923125","sort":"140288","type":1,"role":"43367803948340225","content":"有人告訴我這里有戲看"},{"id":"43509644705923126","sort":"141312","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"嘻嘻"},{"id":"43509644705923127","sort":"142336","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"人多熱鬧"},{"id":"43509644705923128","sort":"143360","type":1,"role":"43367803948340225","content":"我要不要伴奏一曲《涼涼》送給猴哥"},{"id":"43509644705923129","sort":"144384","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"這個(gè)可以有"},{"id":"43509644705923130","sort":"145408","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"我覺(jué)得他離死亡已經(jīng)不遙遠(yuǎn)了"},{"id":"43509644705923131","sort":"146432","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"你們……"},{"id":"43509644705923132","sort":"147456","type":2,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"43509418130119248"},{"id":"43509644705923133","sort":"148480","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"哥，他好兇兇"},{"id":"43509644705923134","sort":"149504","type":1,"role":"43323329293558327","content":"人家好怕怕"},{"id":"43509644705923135","sort":"150528","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"妹子，別怕昂"},{"id":"43509644705923136","sort":"151552","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"群主撤回了英俊的猴哥的表情包"},{"id":"43509644705923137","sort":"152576","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"它怎么沒(méi)了"},{"id":"43509644705923138","sort":"153600","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"群主特權(quán)"},{"id":"43509644705923139","sort":"154624","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"天哪，我也想要這樣一個(gè)哥哥"},{"id":"43509644705923140","sort":"155648","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"護(hù)妹狂魔"},{"id":"43509644705923141","sort":"156672","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"猴子，你還沒(méi)解釋要呢。"},{"id":"43509644705923142","sort":"157696","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"我讓他乖乖在家里等我，就是想告訴她"},{"id":"43509644705923143","sort":"158720","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"眾神一驚，紛紛看著屏幕咽口水"},{"id":"43509644705923144","sort":"159744","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"這激動(dòng)人心的一幕要來(lái)了"},{"id":"43509644705923145","sort":"160768","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"她禮服后背的拉鏈開(kāi)了，讓她在家等我，我去叫小衣仙來(lái)縫好"},{"id":"43509644705923146","sort":"161792","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"。。。"},{"id":"43509644705923147","sort":"162816","type":1,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"這不符合常理"},{"id":"43509644705923148","sort":"163840","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"眾神皆倒，默默退出了群聊"},{"id":"43509644705923149","sort":"164864","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"不過(guò)我想要借機(jī)上位，走上人生巔峰倒是真的"},{"id":"43509644705923150","sort":"165888","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"@佛祖大大 你缺妹夫嗎？"},{"id":"43509644705923151","sort":"166912","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"倒插門(mén)也可以"},{"id":"43509644705923152","sort":"167936","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"。。。"},{"id":"43509644705923153","sort":"168960","type":1,"role":"43323237740286354","content":"干活去了"},{"id":"43509644705923154","sort":"169984","type":1,"role":"43322918033660861","content":"教學(xué)生跳舞去了"},{"id":"43509644705923155","sort":"171008","type":1,"role":"43367803948340225","content":"彈琴去了"},{"id":"43509644705923156","sort":"172032","type":1,"role":"43323139241249349","content":"潛水去了"},{"id":"43509644705923157","sort":"173056","type":1,"role":"43323114259972174","content":"賣(mài)湯去了"},{"id":"43509644705923158","sort":"174080","type":1,"role":"43367794804753787","content":"碼字去了"},{"id":"43509644705923159","sort":"175104","type":1,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"別走啊~你們"},{"id":"43509644705923160","sort":"176128","type":2,"role":"43322799401972729","content":"43509598250319617"},{"id":"43509644705923161","sort":"177152","type":2,"role":"43324342352197743","content":"43509603350589085"},{"id":"43509644705923162","sort":"178176","type":1,"role":"43322533919296049","content":"作者特別提示：本書(shū)只限于娛樂(lè)，不可混淆是非，尊重原著故事，噢耶?"}],"sentencecount":175}