特別篇 派大星(炮仗王)
是誰住在深海的菠蘿屋里？
海綿…
不對！！
此派大星非彼派大星。
起點(diǎn)搜索“無敵派大星”，加進(jìn)去搔擾他！
這個人，根據(jù)我的推測，他應(yīng)該是個王者榮耀玩家，《愛情公寓》觀眾，并且圖成果，還有極高可能是一個B…站用戶。
以上就是對這個家伙的全部信息了，這一章，加長！
來看看派大星的故事吧！
(本故事純屬虛構(gòu)，如有雷同，你來打我呀！)
(完全是鬧著玩的，才不是因?yàn)橄氩怀鰜韯∏?*^ω^*)呢。)
…………
這是一個很久遠(yuǎn)的故事。
這是一段萬年前的傳說。
世人稱那人“炮仗王”，雖然是個很可笑的外號，但派大星依然為此而榮，讓咱們來看他的笑話，不是，傳說——
“派大星，你嘛時候是津門第一呀！”一個小男孩問。
“呵！區(qū)區(qū)津門第一？”派大星冷笑一聲，大言不慚的說：
“別說這個津門第一，就算是津門第二我也拿不到?！?p> “哇！派大星大哥哥好不要臉啊！”眾小孩驚嘆。
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！”
派大星大笑幾聲，走出門外，看到了門外三千士兵。
一個個全副武裝，手持AK。
“哈哈哈！”派大星笑著，邊笑邊下跪，舉手大喊：
“大哥別殺我！”
尼瑪，為什么會有這么多人在我家？！為什么？！
“派大星?！?p> 派大星聽到有人叫他，派大星抬頭，看見了一只章魚。
棕襯衫，沒褲子，大鼻子。
“章魚哥？！”
派大星驚了，為什么會有章魚哥？！
“這個世界需要你。”章魚哥用低沉的聲音說。
“需要尼瑪。”派大星果斷回答。身為偉大的祖安一族，他立志將所有人的母親都問候一篇。
“呵?！闭卖~哥冷笑一聲：“開槍！”
嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒！
派大星，卒。
……
派大星從黑暗中醒來，眼前除了黑，還是黑。
“我死了？！”派大星不敢置信地出聲。
“是的呢親?！币坏琅暬卮鹆怂?。
“尼瑪?！迸纱笮遣桓市陌?，
可以看到我們又出現(xiàn)一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)屁，它的運(yùn)動方式從碧大飛接著在bc的延長線上移動，告知速度是1cm每秒，這里呢運(yùn)動的時間為Pm。
“上面那段字是什么”
“作者太懶了?！?p> “什么？！”
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