六 電腦的正確使用方法

　　{"body":[{"id":"44129042592432128","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"老王跳上桌子，趴在鍵盤上。"},{"id":"44129042592432129","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"44123796575585141","content":"我先按摩一下肚子，你隨意。"},{"id":"44129071315025920","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"呵呵，這臺(tái)電腦還能開機(jī)嗎？（就算能開機(jī)還能不能聯(lián)網(wǎng)？）"},{"id":"44129180836692992","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"44123796575585141","content":"你說的是加熱按摩模式嗎？"},{"id":"44129180836692993","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"嗯？"},{"id":"44129180836692994","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"大概是吧！"},{"id":"44129180836692995","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"44123796575585141","content":"丁老頭，丁老頭？"},{"id":"44129453047021568","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"乖乖，你的雞蛋還沒好呢！"},{"id":"44129453047021569","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"哦，你又要玩電腦，我給你開機(jī)。"},{"id":"44129453047021570","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"我懷著激動(dòng)的心看著丁老爺爺點(diǎn)開機(jī)按鈕。"},{"id":"44129453047021571","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"我去煮雞蛋了，你和好朋友一起玩吧！"},{"id":"44129453047021572","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"時(shí)間一分一秒的過去了。"},{"id":"44129453047021573","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"哈欠~這個(gè)古董開機(jī)速度怎么這么慢??！"},{"id":"44129453047021574","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"我等的花兒都謝了。"},{"id":"44129453047021575","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"44123796575585141","content":"開始溫暖起來了~"},{"id":"44129453047021576","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"還沒開機(jī)就發(fā)熱，我要打一把游戲還不炸機(jī)。"},{"id":"44129506717335552","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"雞蛋來了~"},{"id":"44129580537085952","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"等我倆把一盆水煮蛋吃完了，電腦還在開機(jī)中。"},{"id":"44144775611285504","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"44123796575585141","content":"你是豬嗎？怎么這么能吃？"},{"id":"44144775611285505","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"要你管??！"},{"id":"44145020944517120","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"不知道多長(zhǎng)時(shí)間過去了，那熟悉開機(jī)音樂響起來。界面顯示是xp系統(tǒng)。"},{"id":"44145020944517121","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"太好了，終于開機(jī)了。"},{"id":"44145111424040960","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"恭喜你,你的開機(jī)速度打敗了全國(guó)0.1%的電腦。"},{"id":"44145408045220864","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"44123796575585141","content":"你還會(huì)人類的文字，厲害呀！"},{"id":"44145408045220865","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"哪里，哪里，過獎(jiǎng)了，過獎(jiǎng)了。"},{"id":"44145408045220866","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"二哈，你的主人來找你了。"},{"id":"44145408045220867","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"什么，我還沒來得及登錄，就要離開嗎？"},{"id":"44145408045220868","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"我知道你舍不得爺爺，下次再來爺爺家玩，爺爺給你買大骨頭。"},{"id":"44145408045220869","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"就算不讓我更新，好歹也讓我請(qǐng)假一下唄。"},{"id":"44145408045220870","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"既然你同意了，就這么愉快的決定了。"},{"id":"44145408045220871","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"呵呵。"},{"id":"44145408045220872","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"丁老頭把我送回家，我倆剛出門就看到小徐在那里呼喊我的名字。"},{"id":"44145408045220873","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"小徐，狗在我這里。"},{"id":"44145408045220874","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"44103461784497735","content":"哦，麻煩丁爺爺照顧我們家泱泱，它有沒有給你添麻煩？"},{"id":"44145408045220875","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"不麻煩，不麻煩，它可乖了，還會(huì)自己到衛(wèi)生間上廁所，自己沖水。"},{"id":"44145408045220876","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"44103461784497735","content":"嘿嘿，（不相信的表情）。"},{"id":"44145408045220877","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"44102786132459428","content":"你們兩個(gè)夠了，難道我還會(huì)隨地大小便嗎？"},{"id":"44145958874775552","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"44101912911908894","content":"對(duì)那0.1％突然產(chǎn)生興趣。"},{"id":"44145958874775554","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"44103461784497735","content":"丁爺爺您真幽默。"},{"id":"44145958874775555","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"44127106099550425","content":"小徐，要不要到我家吃晚餐？"},{"id":"44145958874775556","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"44103461784497735","content":"丁爺爺，不用麻煩了，我吃過了，下次再去你家玩。"}],"sentencecount":41}