{"body":[{"id":"45165765304778752","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"今天"},{"id":"45166040165908480","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"手機(jī)上的微信"},{"id":"45166040165908481","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"兒子！"},{"id":"45166040165908482","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"無(wú)事獻(xiàn)殷勤非奸即盜。"},{"id":"45166040165908483","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"我就是想你了"},{"id":"45166040165908484","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"呵呵呵"},{"id":"45166040165908485","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"老媽，你接著編！"},{"id":"45166040165908486","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"一大早就接到老媽的微信。"},{"id":"45166040165908487","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭就知道一定沒(méi)什么好事。"},{"id":"45166040165908488","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"兒子！"},{"id":"45166040165908489","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"你看可不可以把你的頭發(fā)剪了？"},{"id":"45166040165908490","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"不可以（ づ ωど）"},{"id":"45166040165908491","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭發(fā)了一個(gè)賣萌的表情。"},{"id":"45166040165908492","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"(╯●皿●)╯┻━┻趕緊把你的頭發(fā)剪了。"},{"id":"45166040165908493","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"我生的是一個(gè)兒子，不是一個(gè)女孩兒。"},{"id":"45166040165908494","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"你個(gè)男孩子留那么長(zhǎng)的頭發(fā)干什么？"},{"id":"45166040165908495","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"媽，我喜歡漢服。"},{"id":"45166040165908496","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"45165907039193565","content":"不可以，小兔崽子我告訴你。你必須把頭發(fā)給我剪了。把你網(wǎng)上的破書給我刪了。"},{"id":"45166040165908497","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"媽！"},{"id":"45166040165908498","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"經(jīng)過(guò)好幾次口唇之戰(zhàn)。"},{"id":"45166040165908499","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"身為兒子的他，還是敗下陣來(lái)。"},{"id":"45166040165908500","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"他的媽媽已跟他斷絕母子關(guān)系作為要挾。"},{"id":"45166040165908501","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"然而……"},{"id":"45166040165908502","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"太好了，他終于不用管我了。"},{"id":"45166040165908503","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭本人十分高興。"},{"id":"45166040165908504","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"由于今天心情好，"},{"id":"45166040165908505","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我打算在更新文章。"},{"id":"45166040165908506","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"沒(méi)錯(cuò)"},{"id":"45166040165908507","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭現(xiàn)在只是網(wǎng)上的小透明。"},{"id":"45166040165908508","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"網(wǎng)文作家。"},{"id":"45166536519843840","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"剛寫了一會(huì)兒"},{"id":"45166536519843841","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我滴個(gè)乖乖，為什么熄燈了？"},{"id":"45166911507398656","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭摸黑去找蠟燭"},{"id":"45166911507398657","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"“砰”一下子撞到了哪里"},{"id":"45166911507398658","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"直接被絆倒了"},{"id":"45166911507398659","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"你醒了？"},{"id":"45166911507398660","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"一個(gè)面團(tuán)？"},{"id":"45166911507398661","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"不？我沒(méi)醒！"},{"id":"45166911507398662","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"……"},{"id":"45166911507398663","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"你再裝？夏染辭，給我坐起來(lái)！"},{"id":"45166911507398664","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭一下子就坐起來(lái)了"},{"id":"45166911507398665","sort":"48128","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"不是因?yàn)樗f(shuō)的話。"},{"id":"45166911507398666","sort":"49152","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"因?yàn)橐话训都茉诓弊由稀?},{"id":"45166911507398667","sort":"50176","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"小面團(tuán)，手下留情。"},{"id":"45166911507398668","sort":"51200","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"……"},{"id":"45166911507398669","sort":"52224","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭默默地移開(kāi)了"},{"id":"45166911507398670","sort":"53248","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"那把刀"},{"id":"45166911507398671","sort":"54272","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"小人又把刀架上去了"},{"id":"45166911507398672","sort":"55296","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"刀下留人"},{"id":"45166911507398673","sort":"56320","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我還不想死，不想英年早逝……"},{"id":"45166911507398674","sort":"57344","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"……"},{"id":"45166911507398675","sort":"58368","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"沒(méi)骨氣！"},{"id":"45166911507398676","sort":"59392","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"她的兒子果真和她本人一樣呀！"},{"id":"45166911507398677","sort":"60416","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"骨氣不可以當(dāng)飯吃"},{"id":"45166911507398678","sort":"61440","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"活著是道理"},{"id":"45166911507398679","sort":"62464","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"……"},{"id":"45166911507398680","sort":"63488","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"現(xiàn)在"},{"id":"45166911507398681","sort":"64512","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"重點(diǎn)來(lái)了"},{"id":"45166911507398682","sort":"65536","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"大哥，大俠，你找我來(lái)，干什么？"},{"id":"45166911507398683","sort":"66560","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"我找你來(lái)，你自然知道。"},{"id":"45166911507398684","sort":"67584","type":1,"role":"45166620272208780","content":"任務(wù)只有一個(gè)，你會(huì)知道的"},{"id":"45166911507398685","sort":"68608","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"又是一陣天旋地轉(zhuǎn)"},{"id":"45166911507398686","sort":"69632","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"可以溫柔點(diǎn)嗎？"},{"id":"45166911507398687","sort":"70656","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"和我老媽一樣！？"},{"id":"45166911507398688","sort":"71680","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"醒了嗎？"},{"id":"45166911507398689","sort":"72704","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【我滴個(gè)乖乖，又是這句話……】"},{"id":"45166911507398690","sort":"73728","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"醒了呀！"},{"id":"45166911507398691","sort":"74752","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我一定在做夢(mèng)"},{"id":"45166911507398692","sort":"75776","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"……"},{"id":"45166911507398693","sort":"76800","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"師尊，我們被魔頭抓了？！"},{"id":"45166911507398694","sort":"77824","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"你快醒醒！"},{"id":"45166911507398695","sort":"78848","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"什么？"},{"id":"45166911507398696","sort":"79872","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"師尊……"},{"id":"45166911507398697","sort":"80896","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"三個(gè)人一上來(lái)就叫他師尊"},{"id":"45166911507398698","sort":"81920","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"都把他叫蒙了"},{"id":"45167130567507968","sort":"82944","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我到底發(fā)生了什么？"},{"id":"45167130567507969","sort":"83968","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我不會(huì)穿越了吧？"},{"id":"45167130567507970","sort":"84992","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"怎么喝個(gè)水都穿越？"},{"id":"45167229351755776","sort":"86016","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"……"},{"id":"45167886213316608","sort":"90112","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"按理說(shuō)……"},{"id":"45167886213316609","sort":"100352","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"你這有在維護(hù)我的尊嚴(yán)嗎？你這不就是讓那些反派知道是我把他們賣在這里的嗎？不怕神一樣的對(duì)手，就怕豬一樣的隊(duì)友。"},{"id":"45167886213316610","sort":"101376","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"在他們口中，我好歹是個(gè)一代宗師！我此刻為什么不拯救反派，打倒這個(gè)摳腳大漢呢？"},{"id":"45167886213316611","sort":"102400","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"想的正入神，結(jié)果現(xiàn)實(shí)給了他個(gè)完美的大嘴巴子。"},{"id":"45167886213316612","sort":"103424","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"……"},{"id":"45167886213316613","sort":"104448","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"你和我的交易，別忘了！"},{"id":"45167886213316615","sort":"106496","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"【什么情況？】"},{"id":"45167886213316616","sort":"107520","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭看了看旁邊三個(gè)可愛(ài)的小徒兒"},{"id":"45167886213316617","sort":"108544","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"看了看旁邊的人"},{"id":"45167886213316619","sort":"112640","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我只是路過(guò)，我走了！"},{"id":"45167886213316620","sort":"113664","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"夏染辭悄悄地溜了"},{"id":"45167886213316621","sort":"116736","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"師尊怎么可能是這樣的人？"},{"id":"45167886213316622","sort":"117760","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"你忘了，他沒(méi)讓我們當(dāng)徒弟！我們只是他的累贅"},{"id":"45168325910593536","sort":"118784","type":1,"role":"45165623839794627","content":"我……感覺(jué)他不是這樣的。"},{"id":"45168325910593537","sort":"119808","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"我估計(jì)就是他把我們弄到這里來(lái)了。"},{"id":"45168325910593538","sort":"120832","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"他不是個(gè)好人。"},{"id":"45168325910593539","sort":"121856","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"不許這樣說(shuō)他！"},{"id":"45168325910593540","sort":"122880","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"另外兩個(gè)人異口同聲。"},{"id":"45168325910593541","sort":"123904","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"配合的倒挺默契嗎？"},{"id":"45168325910593542","sort":"124928","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"你們說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)。"},{"id":"45168325910593543","sort":"125952","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"就是你們師傅把你們賣到這里來(lái)了。"},{"id":"45168325910593544","sort":"126976","type":1,"role":"45167141288650324","content":"原來(lái)你們一個(gè)個(gè)長(zhǎng)得都這么好看。"},{"id":"45168325910593545","sort":"128000","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"我就說(shuō)嘛！"},{"id":"45168325910593546","sort":"129024","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"后面"},{"id":"45168325910593547","sort":"130048","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"悄悄的摸出來(lái)一個(gè)人。"},{"id":"45168325910593548","sort":"131072","type":1,"role":"45165694958409378","content":"師尊……"},{"id":"45168325910593549","sort":"132096","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"我滴個(gè)乖，最討厭你這種不守誠(chéng)信的人。"},{"id":"45168325910593550","sort":"133120","type":1,"role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"role":"45165499000534330","content":"看了看他們那種眼中有光的樣子"},{"id":"45991281087742997","sort":"111616","type":1,"role":"45165598606854542","content":"不行。就算是死。我也要想辦法把他們弄出去。我最討厭這種干凈的男孩子。干凈的讓我都不愿意去傷害他的！"},{"id":"45991281087742998","sort":"114688","type":1,"role":"45165499000534330","content":"看見(jiàn)他走了，在座的所有人一臉懵。"},{"id":"45991281087742999","sort":"115712","type":1,"role":"45165686653687868","content":"只是想想在我那個(gè)茶樓里當(dāng)個(gè)小二挺好的。非要來(lái)這種地方，現(xiàn)在好了！被人家賣了。"}],"sentencecount":152}